July 2011
I've never hated myself more
I forgot to take any medication today and honestly I hate it. I’ve never been more embarrassing and I honestly fit the stereotype perfectly. Ugh I’m so annoyed like I’m actually having troubles writing this post. K thanks bye…
June 2011
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
mishapadelecki:
gihnoguera:
That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
the-absolute-funniest:
Accurate.
So here's a list of things that I would rather do... →
Kermy hat!
Marble hat!
Double lions!
Beer smoothie!
Banana face!
Grow a beard!
Popcorn hands!
Peanut butter face!
Peanut butter and jelly face!
Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!
Chili face!
Chili face noodle punch!
Bake a Kermit!
Bake a Marbles!
Make baby food!
Eat chocolate!
Smoke chocolate!
Throw up from smoking chocolate!
...
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When i see my best friend crying
fly-awaay-with-me:
At First i am like
And then I am like;
When I'm famous and I appear on TV...
chris-alfonso:
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:
Karma, bitches.
“You wouldn’t know what that was if you didn’t know what that was.”
– My grandma putting the family in stitches without even knowing it.
When no one is replying to your texts, and shit is...
pleasurelypainful:
haileyababay:
BITCH, REPLY NOW.
WOW. HE STILL HASN’T REPLIED. AND IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS.
Fuck my life.
I really miss my friends right now.
I mean I REALLY, REALLY miss them. I want to come home even though I’m having a great time here. I just want my friends now.
This. This is what I want to do →
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
over-at-the-frankenstein-place:
moonlightgoodbyes:
1) Fascinating discourse, chum. 2) Riveting fable, comrade. 3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren. 4) Perpetuating argument, colleague. 5) Sweet saga, yo. 6) Waste of time, jerk. 7) Spellbinding reiteration there, my chumly companion. 8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one. 9) Interesting intellect, imbecile. 10) Trepidating boar, fetus...
Reblog If You Have Dimples.
Well it’s more like 1-1 1/2 dimples… There is always one on my left cheek but the other comes and goes… Cool story bro…
