lizayzay: Can they bring Kristen Wiig back to SNL so she can play Aly Raisman’s mom
daeynerys: sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF man i’ve always wanted to go eeeeeeoOOOOWOOHGHOOABRRRRReeEOOOOOOK watching
damnthatswhatshesaid: PARKOUR PARKOUR I WANT 10 OF THEM FOR CHRISTMAS Is it just me or does the noise it make sound like the laugh of a demon child?
As much as I am getting excited for college… I’ve never been more nervous in my life. I can’t wait to meet all these new people, but I’m going to miss my home a lot. I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared for what’s to come. Just needed to get that off my chest.
buttermilkgrands: videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie guyS i CANt StiP WAtCHING tHIS
frickers: i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made.
tyleroakley: IT’S LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING.
Plot Twist: The Olympics turn into the Hunger Games
What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100... →
reapershadcat: graywolfe42: hero-save-me: tobi2x4: tom-sits-like-a-whore: downeyjr-hiddleston: deatheaterdisco: Does anyone realize how many lives that would save? How many people that would feed? How much hope that would give? 100 grains of rice is just 10 correct questions. DO IT. NOW. You don’t have to pay any money or anything do it. come on, save some people. C’mon...
I went to public school.
the-vashta-nerada: thetinybat: THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET. filed under: things to cover in folk band
puhpuhtooie: barrymanilowswinternightmare: ...
another not so great text post but I don't care.
Last night my mom went to bed at 10pm and then my dad went to sleep at 12:30. My room is across the hall so I made sure to stay quiet because I wanted to stay up and watch skins. Every once in a while I would get up to use the bathroom, get some water, and I wold check that my parents were snoring as usual. I was about to start another episode when my phone gets a message. It’s from my dad...
We have lived across the street from the same family for 12 years. My neighbors across the street have a 25 year old daughter that pretty much lives with them and works at the Mermaid. This summer we noticed a red car at their house a lot and found out it was the daughters best friend from work. After a bit of forced talking between my dad and our neighbor, we found out that the chick from work...
Congratulations friends. I am now addicted to skins. Glad I finally found time to watch it… Even though I don’t have time for it.
so… I started watching skins.
killams: 500daysofsassy: brooksoglesby: so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off I CANTG BR EATHE #probably adam scott #the actor